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JOB AVAILABLE?
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB? :confused:
(Disclaimer: Too good to be true!!)
Put about 100 bricks in no...
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A magazine recently ran a “management quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life dysfunctional managers.
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Yogin
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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Yogin
A--Accept
Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or...
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02-15-2010 07:38 AM
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1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
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2. Love Affairs:...
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Yogin
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.
She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse...
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02-04-2010 11:16 AM
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Yogin
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea-captain.
'What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?'
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Yogin
Words women use
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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Yogin
Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?
One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one from TCS, went out for a walk.
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Yogin
BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
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12-04-2009 12:22 AM
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Yogin
Part 1
A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... 'Aam hai kya?'
The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bejte.'
Next day at the same...
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11-14-2009 12:12 PM
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Yogin
The 5 Toughest Questions
The 5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man
The questions are:
What are you thinking about?
Do you love me?
Do...
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Yogin
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said,
"When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers...
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11-09-2009 11:03 AM
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Yogin
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through --
So he prayed:
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10-17-2009 01:51 PM
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Yogin
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She...
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10-16-2009 12:17 AM
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Yogin
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his...
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09-24-2009 05:29 PM
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Yogin
Sardarji in Delhi
Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock...
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09-03-2009 12:43 PM
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Yogin
IT Heights... ( Computers Jokes )
HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.
HEIGHT...
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Yogin
A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?"
Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation? "
Trainee:...
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08-21-2009 02:51 PM
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priyad
They flash it while recruiting you....sounds nice...but here s what they actually mean----
"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying...
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